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Richard McClure
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Great job, Mario... and what a fun idea Richard!!! Can't wait to see the movie, and the scene with all the books on the desk. We'll all get a smile out of that, I'll bet.  |
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Mario Salcido
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| Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:35 am Post subject: |
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Thanks guys... I'll be sure to rush these puppies out to ya asap...
By the way,
I felt that shipping the drinkable blood might be a bad idea since it may spill or spoil so I thought I'd share my own recipe with y'all.
You will need:
1 Saucepan
1 Stirring spoon
2 Packs of Jello or Brand X, whatevea... (Strawberry or Cherry but I say Strawberry so do what I tell ya!)
2 packets of Kool-Aid: Berry Blue & Orange
Chocolate Syrup
Cream
Start with the packs of Jello and follow the recipe for Jello Jigglers...
For those of you whom have never made Jello shots, you simply add two packs of Jello to one ratio of water. Example: If the recipe calls for two cups of water per pack... you stick with two cups and just add the second paket to the boiling water and stir.
Next, carefully add small squeezes of chocolate syrup till it begins to darken slightly. Add a few pinches of Berry Blue and Orange Kool-Aid till the desired shade is achieved.
Finally, add a lil bit of cream to achieve a slight opaqueness...
Do not freeze or put in cooler so the mix will not congeal.
Instead, pour the mixture into a water bottle, drink cup, thermos or whateva ya goobers want, capice?
Drive the bad boy to the scene, pour it into 'ol Vampy's chalice and bottoms up son... yum! yum!
Note: The mixture is sort of sweet and not very tasty depending on the way you mix it but overall harmless unless you're diabetic, which of course would suck. Who wants to see a convulsing vampire?
Enjoy kids, I love you all!
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lwaddict
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| Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:00 pm Post subject: |
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Uh...we don't convulse...we just get very tired and fall into a powerful sleep...not unlike drinking way too much alcohol, except for the not being able to wake up even if set on fire.
Convulsing is more like what happens when you ask Bush a serious question along the lines of when he'll be done in Iraq...note the difference.
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Richard McClure
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lwaddict
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| Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:46 am Post subject: |
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Just don't forget to have a little XMas deep green on hand...
fake blood won't look right on whites without it.
And from what I've looked over...there will be some white clothing in there...collars if nothing else.
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Mario Salcido
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| Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 8:42 am Post subject: |
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| Richard McClure wrote: |
Very cool Mario! Thanks for posting that.
Personally I like cherry... and what would happen if I were to change Berry Blue to Grape?... I don't like the berry flavor  |
Those are reasonable substitutions...
I'm not too sure what grape might do to the overall look though. Give it a shot and let me know how it turns out...
Please take pictures...
My recipe is solely based on what works for me. I almost never use any actual food coloring in any of the consumable recipes I come up with because the consumption of dye has been linked to cancer. |
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| Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 1:16 pm Post subject: |
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Ah yes... we'll need blood, won't we? Who's is responsible for making it? If it's me, somebody better tell me so I can put it on my to-do list. If it's somebody else, I'll need a name so I can put it on a million forms and hold them solely responsible for any convulsion problems that might occur.  |
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Richard McClure
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Mario Salcido
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| Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:04 pm Post subject: |
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I don't mean to be a pest but you guys may want to stick to the recipe if it is to be consumed.
It's the safest option at this point... That is of course unless someone else has a better idea. |
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| Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:28 pm Post subject: |
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| Richard McClure wrote: |
| If it needs to be tried out on someone, I don't mind convulsing or slipping into a coma... but don't call 911... just hide me in the bushes and leave me there... I wouldn't want anyone getting into trouble. |
LOL!!! That's twice today I've laughed out loud here at work. |
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lwaddict
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| Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 12:48 pm Post subject: |
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McClure...
give me a call when the dust settles today.
LWAddict
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lwaddict
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| Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:10 pm Post subject: |
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FYI McClure...
Arnold came through again,
alginate is in da house.
Repeat...dental alginate is in da house.
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There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia.
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| Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:19 pm Post subject: |
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Yippee... FANGS!
(never imagined I could get so excited about false teeth) |
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| Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:20 pm Post subject: |
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Oh yeah... and Mario has a box of goodies coming our way!!!
Christmas has come early this year. |
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